Tesla is hell-bent on becoming a lifestyle. It’s no longer just a car company—it’s a vibe. You can wear Tesla, drive Tesla, sleep next to a Tesla-branded pillow… and now, you can dine Tesla. Enter the Tesla Diner, a 24/7 retro-futuristic restaurant parked in the heart of Hollywood that lets you eat, charge, and watch movies—possibly all at once, if you’re talented enough.
Located at 7001 Santa Monica Blvd, this neon-lit utopia seats over 250 hungry humans and offers 80 Supercharger stalls, which also happens to make it the largest urban Supercharging station on Earth. Yes, Elon built a food court around his chargers.
But wait, there’s a plot: two giant 66-foot LED megascreens show movies all day and night. Watch from the Skypad rooftop or from your Tesla, because why get out of your seat when you can have fries brought to your window?
Speaking of fries: the diner menu features all-American comfort eats made fancy—with options so responsibly sourced, they’ll make your avocado toast blush. And don’t sleep on the merch. There’s a Tesla Bot action figure that comes with tiny fries, Supercharged Gummies in flavors like Mango Bolt and CyberBerry, and a trucker hat that might just boost your MPG (mentally, at least).
Charging your car never looked this fun—or this cinematic. And if you don’t drive a Tesla? No worries. Any NACS-compatible EV is welcome to sip electrons under the solar canopies while you slurp milkshakes like it’s 1955 (in space).
Just remember: parking is for charging. And fries are for sharing. Or not. We don’t judge.
Images: Tesla.