If you’re thinking about building a home theater, Hisense has just the screen to make your living room feel like a Hollywood premiere—minus the overpriced popcorn. The Chinese consumer electronics and home appliances giant has rolled out its latest bit of wizardry: the Hisense TriChroma Laser TV L9Q. This isn’t just a TV; it’s like the love child of a cinema projector, a spaceship, and a rainbow factory. The L9Q promises to redefine home entertainment with superior brightness, immersive sound, and a space-efficient design that won’t eat up your floor space (unlike that old treadmill you swore you’d use).
Packing 5000 ANSI lumens of brightness and a 5000:1 contrast ratio, it delivers images so vivid you might start wondering if you accidentally adopted a wild parrot. Deep blacks? Check. Sharp details? Double check. And all of this works even in bright rooms—thanks to precision light control and triple laser technology, which sounds like something the Rebel Alliance would use to blow up the Death Star, but here it’s just for making your Netflix queue look really good.
And yes, “triple laser” sounds like something from a sci-fi movie, but here it means colors so rich you might start licking the screen (don’t). The L9Q can beam images from 80” all the way to 200”, so whether you live in a studio apartment or a Bond villain’s lair, you’re covered. Hisense even offers optional ALR screens up to 150”, because apparently walls are just too mainstream.
It’s IMAX Enhanced, supports Dolby Vision, and—brace yourself—comes with an Opéra de Paris | Devialet 6.2.2 channel speaker system with Dolby Atmos. Translation: your neighbors are about to learn exactly how T-rex footsteps sound in Jurassic Park.
Thanks to its Ultra Short Throw design, you can park this beauty just inches from the wall. No need for ceiling mounts or complicated setups—perfect for those who think “DIY” means “Don’t Involve Yourself.”
Design-wise, it was inspired by the Royal Opera House and Roman theatres, so yes, it’s the only TV that might make you feel cultured while binge-watching Love Island. In other words, it is classy. And if the images are to be believed, it does indeed look very elegant. Like, you know, it belongs to an opera setup.
The Hisense TriChroma Laser TV L9Q has been launched stateside for US$5,999.99. And if I can be honest, for a wall-eating, opera-singing, triple-laser beast like this, that’s a solid deal in the high-end home theater world.
Images: Hisense.