if the act of BBQ often means a battle for you, then you might actually need to consider equipping yourself with the Tactical BBQ Apron from ThinkGeek. this is the BBQ (or kitchen) equivalent of the tactical vest that SWAT wears, except that it won’t protect you from projectiles of any form. against splatter of oils and occasional spills, yes, but bullets and stuff, no.
there’s no hidden meaning to the Gentleman’s Apron – it is basically, an apron designed for men, but we do need to clarify: it is an apron not for men of the kitchen, but for men that work the bench. it is as useful as it could to any man with the following habits: one – love to keep their work clothes absolutely spotless (not sure about the pants, though), and two –