Before I begin, I have to say this: I never, ever wipe my food–grease–covered hands on my pants or shirt. Never. This applies to Cheetle, the gloriously messy, bright orange dust that coats your fingers when you snack on Cheetos. But there exists a group of people who do that, […]
Ever wanted to be intoxicated by Doritos Nacho Cheese? Oh, you never? Well, never mind that you never have such desire because you can get intoxicated with Doritos Nacho Cheese. How? Well, this: Empirical x Doritos Nacho Cheese Spirit.
You know how some movies always have police arriving to the scene after the criminals had vanished into the thin air? Well, this piece of “news” about this Doritos of epic proportion is something like that. Why? Because, it is gone. It is no longer available. Kind of like bridge […]