The Boogeyman Gets the Premium Treatment: Hot Toys John Wick Artisan Edition

Some action heroes fade away. John Wick reloads. The man who turned grief into an art form and pencils into lethal weapons is now getting the premium Hot Toys treatment with the John Wick (Artisan Edition) 1/6th Scale Collectible Figure. This isn’t just Keanu Reeves in miniature; it’s Keanu mid-existential crisis, mid–gunfight, and mid-hair-perfect moment—all at once.

Standing at around 31 cm (~12 inches) tall, this meticulously crafted figure recreates every ounce of Keanu’s cool under fire. The newly developed head sculpt features separate rolling eyeballs (so he can literally judge your other figures), battle-worn paintwork, and a wool-implanted slick-back hairstyle that might just make your Barbie dolls jealous.

Hot Toys packed this legend with an absurd amount of accessories—twelve interchangeable hands, multiple firearms with moving parts, a combat knife, and yes, the pencil. To top it off, it comes with the franchise’s signature gold coins, including a life-size replica so you can feel like you’re part of the Continental (minus the blood oaths—hopefully!).

The all-black outfit is pure cinema: the tailored suit, shirt, tie, and belt with twin holsters all scream “revenge with style.” This figure has 30 points of articulation, meaning you can pose him mid-headshot, reloading, or contemplating why people keep killing his dogs.

The Hot Toys John Wick (Artisan Edition) is limited to 4,000 units worldwide and will start shipping between Q3 and Q4 2026. You can pre-order yours from major retailers like Sideshow for around US$400—a small price to pay to bring home the Baba Yaga. Man, I cannot get over that likeness. The head sculpt tech today is pretty mind-blowing! That alone is well worth the dough.

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