We have a seen quite a handful of pool floats, but the Gold Bae Golden Boy Pool Float here takes the cake when it comes to provocativeness. The name Golden Boy isn’t immediately obvious, but it is, as you can see in the images, a pool float shape in the likeness of man’s manhood. It is definitely a pool float for those who aren’t afraid to show their love their for this lovely sexual reproduction organ. As with all pool floats, it has to be blown, like quite literally. And when you does so, it will grown to an impressive, humanly impossible 79 inches (2 meters) long. Continue reading Here’s A Provocative Pool Float For Those Who Aren’t Afraid To Show Their Love For Man’s Manhood
If you have been following this blog, you will know our weakness for all-thing concrete and as such, when we first lay our eyes on the Concrete Valet Tray (basically, a desktop tidy or a desktop organizer), we knew immediately that we have to share with you guys. We are not buying for you, but you can sure pick up this awesomeness for 50 bucks on Uncrate. We are not affiliated, so you can shop without us benefiting from it. Damn you, cruel bastards. Just kidding! Continue reading Concrete Valet Tray: Tidying Up Your Desk Has Never Been This Concrete
Louis Vuitton is slowly catching up with Tiffany in dishing out everyday items that cost a bomb. The latest rumored to join the Parisian fashion house is this, a Louis Vuitton Coloring Pencils. This being LV, you can expect nothing less than the iconic brown LV monogram and in the case (pun not intended, btw) of this uber luxurious coloring pencils, it will come in a stylish roll-up leather with the signature monogram motif on the outside and on the inside, you will find 40 wooden color pencils individually slotted in textured leather loops. Continue reading Here’s A Set Of Coloring Pencils From Louis Vuitton For Richie Rich
I started eating peanut butter with toast exclusively after a bout of bad experiences in spending it. Toast is more resilient to the force that I need to spread that yummy thick, sticky spread. However, toast is fallible at times – if the toast ain’t toasty enough. But with this great invention, simply called the Peanut Butter Pump, I probably will be able to ditch toasted bread if I want. Continue reading Peanut Butter Pump Is The Best Thing To Happen Since Peanut Butter
High-end fashion label Louis Vuitton is well known for its leather bags. The Parisian fashion house has bags for almost all kinds of occasion and apparently, now it even has your ladies’ lipstick covered too. While it is refer to as Louis Vuitton Lipstick Case, I would think that it is a miniature bag for lipstick because, it does have a chain for wearing it around the neck or shoulder and it also boast a locking clasp inspired by the brands’ suitcases and trunks. Continue reading Will You Buy A Louis Vuitton Lipstick Case That Costs A cool $1.4K?
Reusable straw is all the rage these days. There are no lacking options, ranging from the super compact to the super expensive to the chewable. Now, with the Elephant Straws, you can add adorable to the growing list of sustainable straws that will put a smile on Mother Nature and some say, turtles. Elephant Straws is exactly what it says it is. It is a straw that takes the shape of an elephant and leverages on, you guessed it, the majestic beast’s trunk to serve as the straw. Continue reading Elephant Straws: Who Says Reusable Straws Cannot Be Cute?
You know my stand on Apple AirPods. If you don’t, here’s the TL;DR: they are probably the worst design to ever come out of Apple’s drawing board. Period. However, I am kind of amazed what an Apple AirPods user did. A lady by the name of Gabrielle Reilly from Virginia wanted to prevent herself from misplacing her pricey AirPods and so, she came up with a pair of accessories that turn the AirPods into a pair of earrings. She is calling it Airings. Continue reading Lady Turns AirPods Into Earrings And It’s Kind Of Brilliant
Forget about regular beer bongs. They are cumbersome, slow, and perhaps most dreadful is, traditional beer bong needs two at least two person to operate. Hardly an acceptable practice in this world that’s pride itself in efficiency even when at play. This is where Q-bong Pressurized Beer Bong Funnel comes in. No charging required, btw. Continue reading Pressurized Beer Bong Is How Everyone Should Chug Their Booze
It has been awhile since we have come across a pair of smart glasses that is not quite smart, smart, but smart. I know, it is confusing, but let us explains: it uses smart materials and it is smart looking to boot. The Lance 2.0 Luxury Smart Glasses is not the smart glasses like the Vuzix, but it has the looks and features that make it smart, including the optics. Continue reading Lance 2.0 Luxury Smart Glasses That Is Not Smart, Smart, But Smart
Think a modern car icon like the FIAT 500. Now, think fragrance (AKA perfume). Do they have anything in common? I guess not. Then again, nobody would have imagined pumpkin and latte would be a thing and so, yeah, FIAT 500 Perfume is a thing. That’s not a typo, btw, and neither are we talking about automobile air fresheners. IT IS A FIAT 500-branded perfume. Continue reading There’s A FIAT 500 Perfume, But It Won’t Make You Smell Like A Car