Have you ever wanted to tell someone to “eat a dick”? I bet we all have, at some point in our lives, wanted so badly to lash out these three words at someone. However, some of us mostly held back for fear of repercussions, or as some would say, “karma.” But not anymore because, there is a thing called Dick At Your Door. With Dick At Your Door, you can literally send a Dick to anyone, well OK, almost literally because, the object that will reach your friends, family, co-workers, or your neighbor, is actually a chocolate penis. But hey, you’ll be doing the deed anonymously! Continue reading You Can Now Send A Chocolate Dick To Anyone, Anonymously. Yes, Really!
In what could be the most bizarre traffic offense in modern day, a New Orleans resident by the name of Donald Schultz has been repeatedly issued with speeding tickets for his parked pickup truck. Like so many suburban Americans, Schultz has to park his car along the roadside outside his home. While seemingly harmless act, he has received at least ten speeding tickets associated with his Nissan Frontier. The question is, what on Earth is happening here? How a vehicle, which isn’t moving and no driver inside, will be mistaken for making over going the speed limit? Continue reading The Mystery Of How A Parked Truck Keeps Getting Speeding Citations
A home in San Jose, Santa Clara County in California, USA, is selling for $800,000 which seems like quite an unreal deal for this area where median price for a single family home is around $1.4 million. That’s until you found out that the price tag is for, wait for it… a fire-ravaged home. This house had a fire and what you see in the picture is pretty much what’s left of it. As a consolation, the burnt but not quite charred structure is still standing, albeit in a dilapidated state. Continue reading $800K Home In San Jose Seems Like A Steal Until You Realize…
Airbus is relentless when it comes to “optimizing use of the available space” and it, apparently, goes beyond the passenger cabin – to the cargo hold area. Yup. That’s right. If Airbus have its way, by 2020, airlines will have passengers in the belly of the flying tin can too. But not to worry, it will nothing like fictional Jack’s third class cabin on Titanic. It will be a lot cosier and it certainly won’t be as budget, but how much more airlines will price it, remains to be seen. Continue reading Airbus’ Idea Of Passengers’ Comfort Is Letting Them Sleep In The Cargo Area
Remember how Kevin McCallister used Michael Jordan cutout and some mannequins to fool the would-be intruders? Well, it looks like Japanese property management company, Leo Palace 21, has lifted a page out of Home Alone (1990, Twentieth Century Fox) and did something similar with the aim to make women living alone in Tokyo feel safer. While Kevin had to deal with a bunch of strings to keep things “alive,” Leo Palace 21’s solution, called “Man on the Curtain,” is more automated – thanks to the included projector that cast a man’s moving silhouette onto the curtain that will make anyone passing by (or stalking) to believe there is a man in the house. Continue reading In Japan, Moving Shadow Of Man Aims To Protect Women Living Alone
If you have some idea how teleportation works in theory, you will know the devastating consequences if the object in transit does not form as it should on the receiving end. Well, the custom Jigglypuff GameCube Game Controller you see here looks like the Pokemon monster had a botched teleportation. All hideous and grotesque as a result. I don’t know what went through the mind of the person who conceived this monstrosity. I mean, seriously, just look at the side-by-side comparison of the original adorable Jigglypuff (before she gets really pissed, obviously) and the product that arrived at the other end of the teleportation device. Continue reading Jigglypuff Game Controller Looks Like The Result Of A Botched Teleportation
I am sure you are familiar with Furby toys. The adorable “intelligent” toy creature from Tiger Electronics that has an uncanny resemblance to the what was.once a nightmare to children, making them too afraid to let their mum wash their soft toys. Fast forward a few decades later, the cute-turned-menace is back to haunt the kids who are all grown up now. And it is not because, Gremlins is back on the silver screen. It is because of Sam Battle. The hacker-musician, who is also the man behind the YouTube channel Look Mum No Computer, has painstakingly hacked 44 Furby toys using “the fully patent void formant furby fusion synthesis brain modification surgery procedure” to create what is known as the world’s first singing Furby organ. Continue reading Singing Furby Organ Is Definitely Way More Creepier Than Mogwai
Here’s a video of YouTuber David504 playing a quadruple neck bass guitar. Now, the thing is having two, three, or even four-neck bass guitar shouldn’t be an alien thing, although they are rare and really, unnecessary, but David504’s Quadruple Neck Bass is, ermmm, slightly different, or weird, even. Why? Because, while it has four necks, it has just four strings which means, there is only one string per neck. Wait, what??? This begs the question: is four-neck better than one? Does it makes it sounds better? Or was it just a test of a bassist’s finger skills? I am not sure. Continue reading Guy Plays A Four-neck Bass Guitar With One String Per Neck Because, He Can
Lesson of the day: when you set your mind to get inked, make sure you and your tattoo artist knows exactly what you guys are doing. Yes. Both. Because, one person knowing what to do sometimes just ain’t enough. As Darwinism has it, stupidity in us bounds to happen and hence, we have this wonderful tattoo image which, not surprisingly, promptly went viral. And it went viral for the wrong reason. It is plain obvious that this ink was supposed to represent the good’ol H-gate stick shift pattern (hats off to the person who celebrated this quickly dying car tech, btw). Continue reading This H-gate Stick Shift Pattern Tattoo Went Viral For The Wrong Reason
“John, you are so dumb that I sometimes wonder if you ate rugs growing up,” John: “you know what, may be I did!” That’s what mum bought for my birthday every year, a custom Shag Rug cake.” I know. That was a lame joke, but the custom Shag Rug cake wasn’t a made up thing; it is a real thing and the genius baker who made these shag rug-theme cake is Alana Jones-Mann. The Los Angeles-based baker has made a ton of delectable treats, ranging from Star Trek USS Enterprise, an out-of-this-world tropical snow globe cake, Easter Lamb Cake in the likeness of a super cute lamb, a cake in the shape and size of a pizza and more, but nothing catches our eyes like the Shag cake that features a buttercream exterior, skillfully styled into convincing colorful, patterned shag rugs. Continue reading Someone Actually Made Cakes That Looks Like Shag Rugs. Like, What???