Tactical Belt-mounted Egg Holster Because, At Some Point, Everyone Needs To Holster An Egg

Like the ChiquiSafe banana case and the made-for-bicycle banana holder, the Tactical Belt-mounted Egg Holster with Latch appears to be nothing more than a ridiculous idea. OK. Maybe it is. Now that I think of it, this print-it-yourself egg holster may have made the aforementioned two made-for-banana accessories appear sane and logical.

Testicuzzi: A Jacuzzi For Men’s Testicles. ’nuff Said.

After learning that men can use their balls to do penetrative sex, nothing can shock me further. Speaking of ballsex, it got me thinking… if you are going to shove your balls into an orifice, then you ought to pamper them. And pamper them you can with the Testicuzzi.

VOC-25 Conceptual Vocal Synthesizer Is Basically “Singing” Plastic Teeth

Love Hulten has mostly serves up pretty cool creations. We especially love his arcade gaming system. But sometime, the artist also has some weird moments. Moments like when he created a set of plastic teeth that ‘sing’ out the notes he play on the keyboard.

Fashion Apocalypse: Louis Vuitton Wants To Walk Around With Puppets Hanging Off You

While we do not know if you will able to turn heads with the wearable city jackets, Louis Vuitton has a few pieces of winter wear you can buy now that will have just the same level of head-turning effect. Folks, these are the Louis Vuitton Pupper Baseball Jacket and Hoodie.

AVAVAV Four-toed Monster Feet Boots: Welcome To The Weird, Weird World Of Fashion

If “human body modification” stiletto isn’t weird enough, well then, I am sure a pair of footwear that look like the limbs of a giant amphibian species would. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the four-toed boots and heels from Florence-based fashion label, AVAVAV.

Only In Japan: Godiva Teamed With Lawson To Release Godiva Beef Curry Bread

Think Godiva, immediately the image of luxury chocolate comes to mind, and not food like bread or curry because, after all, Godiva is chocolate and pretty much anything related to just chocolate – ice cream, included. But as it turns out bread and curry are exactly what Godiva’s latest product are about.

This Is Balldo. Wearing It Will Turn A Man’s Balls Into, Ermmm, A Second Penis?

It is hard to wrap my head around the concept of Balldo at first and painful to think about. Lets just say that the inventors, product designer and entrepreneur power duo Ellie Plasencia and Jerry Davies, really have some balls thinking that testicles could be deployed in a mission of penetration. But the truth is, […]

Wearable Cityscape Jackets Made The Wearer Looked Like A Giant In The Middle Of A City

You know what they said about wearing the city. OK. Never mind that no such saying exists, but with Louis Vuitton Wearable Cityscape Jackets from the Parisian label’s Fall/Winter 2021 collection, you can literally wear the city.

You Have Heard Of The Blackest Black, Now Meet The World’s Brightest Pigment

From the artist who made the blackest black material affordable and accessible is LIT!, the world’s glowiest glow pigment. In other words, LIT! is the world’s brightest paint. OK. It is essentially a glow-in-the-dark material, but it is the glowiest in the world.