This one dates back to 2019, but in terms of shock value, it’s still very much relevant. The Nipple Ring Phone Holder by creative collective SUCUK & BRATWURST is, as the name suggests, a phone holder shaped like a nipple—complete with Montgomery tubercles and, yes, a nipple ring. It may be a six-year-old design, but it’s still available for 5 euros (~5.64 USD) if you’re feeling adventurous. The “nipple” is made of rubber, while the ring is metal. As for how well it works—well, let’s just say SUCUK & BRATWURST isn’t liable for any phones that meet an untimely end.
Images: SUCUK & BRATWURST.
