Burnt Hair Perfume by The Boring Company

From the company that is supposed to dig tunnels is yet another entirely non-tunnel-related lifestyle product. While this time, the product is not a flamethrower but it has something to do with burning. It is a bottle of fragrance called Burnt Hair.

Burnt Hair Perfume by The Boring Company

We are not even making it up. The perfume is called Burnt Hair and apparently, it smells like burnt hair too*. Whose burnt hair? We have no idea. Seriously, it just smells like and not actual burnt hair. Ermmm, I think?

It is presented in a beautiful tear-drop shape bottle with a ruby tint and top with a crystal-style top much like a decanter.

There is no description on the product page or the purchase page but it didn’t need any because Elon Musk has taken to Twitter to announce that over 5,000 bottles have been sold.

Musk’s fanbase will buy anything. Imagine if the man were to tell people that’s his musk, I mean, the fragrance was based on the scent of his burnt hair, it will probably triple the number. Except that air burnt hair smells the same.

While the product page has zero information, it does have a tagline that says “The Essence of Repugnant Desire” and a couple of anonymous testimonials which borderline quirky. One testimonial describes the fragrance as “Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work” and the other testimonial says “Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport”.

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Both of these make absolutely zero sense. They just lend it even more mystic. Perhaps that is how it managed to move over 5,000 bottles.

But if I can be honest, I don’t believe the tagline and the so-called testimonials are good news about the product. Anyhoo, it is still available if you are keen. It sells for 100 bucks a pop.

* We cannot confirm if it is true.

Images: The Boring Company.