Rich people don’t flaunt their wealth by stuffing their pockets with cash until their pants look like an overstuffed burrito. But if you, for some reason, have this oddly specific desire—to have money literally spilling out of your pockets and even the leg openings—then self-proclaimed “The Denim Bender” and Monster Creator, Chaotix Studios, has just the trousers for you.
Behold the Money Bag Trousers. A pair of pants designed to look like cash is tumbling out of your pockets—back pocket included—and pooling at your feet. No one will believe it’s real, but it will definitely turn heads. Just pray you don’t run into any particularly dumb criminals.
These pants start life as modified Dockers, Banana Republic, or vintage Haggar slacks before getting the cash-stuffed treatment. And if your head feels left out, there’s even a brimless poker face cap with fabric bills stitched onto it, making it look like you’ve got cash tucked under your non-existent brim.
Unfortunately, all three pairs of these money-laden pantaloons—and the lone brimless cap—are already sold out. They were going for US$75 a pair, while the cap was US$45. If that isn’t disappointing enough, Chaotix Studios has already declared on Instagram that they’ll be “making a few more for fun, and moving on after this.” Translation: If you missed them, you might be out of luck.
That said, artists have been known to change their minds, so if you’re still hoping to drape yourself in fake wealth, you might want to follow Chaotix Studios on Instagram for any updates.
Images: Instagram (@chaotixstudios).
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