T-Rex “Jurassic Pump” Dinosaur Spike Heels

Planning to cosplay as Lady Dinosaur? Forget if it is a thing or not, because if you are really going to drape in T-rex skin, you ought to be slipping on this pair of custom T-Rex “Jurassic Pump” Dinosaur Spike Heels by Zombie Peepshow. Each pair is hand-painted and appropriately textured. The shoes themselves are fairly regular, until it comes to the heels which are, obviously, Tyrannosaurus Rex, otherwise known as T-Rex – the supposed king of the land of the late Cretaceous period some 65 million years ago. And then there are, of course, spikes to further up this pair of kicks’ ferociousness and also, metallic paint for, well, I don’t know, bling, I guess?

Anywho, since there are painstakingly handcrafted, no two pairs will ever be the same. Other colors can be requested if you desire, but if you want a pair, then you’d be prepared to drop at least $260 for ‘em. Nobody says things in Jurassic era were cheap anyways, but still, it sure beats designer pieces that already owned by a bunch of filthy rich folks.

T-Rex “Jurassic Pump” Dinosaur Spike Heels

T-Rex “Jurassic Pump” Dinosaur Spike Heels

T-Rex “Jurassic Pump” Dinosaur Spike Heels
Credit: Darren Eskandari.

Images: Zombie Peepshow.

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