Crocs has dressed the Crafted Clog for field duty—or at least a trip to the grocery store. The Crocs Crafted Camo Clog pairs a soft-washed camouflage canvas upper with the lightweight base required for aggressive couch lounging.
The familiar clog silhouette remains, but textured detailing now wraps around the heel, toe box, and collar for a slightly more rugged appearance. It is lightweight, breathable, easy to clean, and quick to dry, while the pivoting backstrap gets its own camouflage patch. Since the canvas-covered upper has no holes, Jibbitz customization is limited to the strap.
As a connoisseur of camouflage (and concrete, as well as carbon fiber), I have to respect the effort to give the humble clog a field-ready makeover. It may lack the tensile strength of woven carbon composites or the structural mass of reinforced concrete, but neither material would be particularly kind to your feet. But it begs the question: can a pair of clog without holes still be called Crocs? Food for thought, eh? 🤔
Speaking of which, like the Spidey Crocs, it does not have Jibbitz holes on the toe box/uppersole, and hence no space for your M16, frag grenade, or Claymore mine Jibbitz. Just kidding! There are no such charms! But nobody’s stopping you from 3D printing some, but it sure has holes on the backstrap.
Swing the backstrap into position, step into the urban wilderness, and let the camouflage do its job. Nobody will see you coming, apart from everyone who notices the Crocs.
Clearly, I have a thing for all things camo, and if you do, too, you may want to consider picking up the Crafted Camo Clog from crocs.com for US$64.99.
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