Until now, I thought TUBBZ’s rubber ducky treatment of pop culture icons was cute and kinda genius. But then came the Colossal Titan. Yes, that skinless, muscle-bound wall-kicker from Attack on Titan—now reincarnated as an 8.5-inch (22 cm) duck. And folks, it looks less like a Titan and more like a bath toy that got flayed by accident.
Officially called the Attack On Titan: Colossal Titan TUBBZ (Giant XL Edition), this horrifying quacker towers over your collection with exposed sinew, a menacing glare, and… somehow, still an air of rubber ducky charm? It’s equal parts ridiculous and impressive—like someone dared to cross anime horror with bathtime fun and accidentally created an existential crisis.
Still, if you like your collectibles big, weird, and oddly adorable, this monstrosity might be your thing. If the Colossal Titan a.k.a. skinless Rubber Ducky is too grotesque for you, there is also a Rubber Ducky Hange Zoe, and whiny Eren Yeager, who may I remind you is also a Titan (specifically, a Titan Shifter like his father), but in standard size.
The Colossal Titan XL TUBBZ is official Attack on Titan merch by Numskull Designs and made from high-quality PVC. Yours for £79.99 (about US$108)—if you’re brave enough.
Images: TUBBZ.
