Twinkies. It is intentionally bite size, or almost bite size, so that you can have it even if you are trucking down Route 66. It’s any road warrior’s salvation when hunger strikes in the most unexpected place: nowhere.
That said, traditional Twinkies does not make sense at home where you may not only want one, but a lot of them, or many of you want one. Imagine the amount of plastic wrappers you are going to contribute to the landfills. This is where Hostess Party Size Twinkies Holiday Baking Kit comes in.
Hostess Party Size Twinkies Holiday Baking Kit is a 32 oz. 3-piece kit for making a party-size (read: giant-size) Twinkies because, why the hell not? Like, who will ever say no to Twinkies, let alone one of gigantic proportion and packed with awful amount of cream? No one.
The kit includes the cake mix required, cream filling mix, baking pan, and instructions. All you need is to provide your own vegetable oil, eggs, water, and heavy cream, and some of your time.
Looking at the giant Twinkies, we reflect on 2020. No way this is the only good out of 2020, right? Perhaps. Since the pandemic is going to mess up the Christmas anyways, how about we just forget about the traditional Log Cake and substitute it with also kind of a log-shape Party Size Twinkies?