In theory, no food is bizarre. However, there are unspoken rules. You know? Rules like not putting actual ramen on the dough and chashu pork and calling it a pizza. But here we are, witnessing this blasphemy from Pizza Hut Japan dubbed Pork Hut Rich Back Fat Soy Sauce Ramen Pizza—a name so long it needs its own parking space. It is weird alright. But nearly as unorthodox as putting a whole bullfrog on a pizza.
Anyhoo… this masterpiece features thick ramen noodles drenched in a rich pork bone soy sauce, piled onto a crispy pizza crust. Massive slabs of chashu pork, two kinds of cheese, and an ungodly amount of back fat make sure your arteries don’t feel left out. And if that’s not enough, you can pay extra to drown it in even more garlic.
For those feeling a little guilty (but not guilty enough to not eat this), there’s a “Guilt Reduction Set” that pairs the pizza with black oolong tea—because that’s going to fix everything. Want to fully embrace the madness? The “Limit Break Side Set” comes with all the fried chicken your soul (and stomach) can handle.
Available for a limited time until March 9 from select Pizza Hut Japan stores, this pizza is a chaotic fusion of comfort foods that nobody asked for, yet here we are. So, go on, live a little—just don’t blame us when your doctor asks why. In case anyone’s curious, the price for the pizza is 2,350 yen (15.50 USD) for takeaway, and 2,750 yen (18 USD) for delivery.
Images: Pizza Huty [JP].
