South Park’s unluckiest resident, Kenny McCormick, has met countless absurd and untimely ends, but this time, the tragedy is happening in your kitchen. Enter the South Park Kenny 10-Slot Knife Block Holder by Surreal Entertainment—a hilariously grim yet functional addition to your countertop that puts Kenny’s indestructible spirit to work holding your cutlery.
Shaped like Kenny in his iconic orange hoodie, this 9 x 10 x 14-inch knife block can take a stabbing like a pro. It’s built sturdy, weighing a solid 8 pounds, so Kenny won’t wobble while you reenact his latest “accidental” demise. With 10 slots perfectly scattered across its plastic frame, you can safely stow your sharpest tools. Four 7.5-inch knives? No problem. Four 7-inch knives? Bring ’em on. Two 3.5-inch knives? Right in the back. (Knives, sadly, not included. You’ll have to supply your murder weapons.)
While Kenny looks worse for wear, his sacrificial culinary role will ensure your kitchen stays sharp and organized. Whether you’re slicing veggies or dishing up something from Chef’s special recipe book, this officially licensed South Park collectible is bound to add a touch of dark humor to mealtime.
Ready to make Kenny’s next chapter your kitchen’s most entertaining feature? You can pick up the South Park Kenny Knife Block Holder for US$49.99. Knives not included—but hey, the spirit of South Park is. This is probably not the newest news but in light of the upcoming season of gifting, this will sure make the good, fun gift for the one friend named Eric or Kyle, or if you want to go full-on sinister, a friend named Kenny (preferably has the family name McCormick).
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