Thinking of packing your bag and head out to the galaxy far, far away? If so, you will one to pick up this book: Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills (ISBN-13: 978-1465475527).

This 128-page hardcover book authored by Christian Blauvelt is a humorous guide on how to survive the many dangers lurking in the Star Wars galaxy.

The book also dabbles into the galactic politics which the author described as “no literal midfield is as treacherous as the metaphorical one that is galactic politics.” LoL. Already, we are cracking up. There are also tips on dress codes, how not to offend the Hutt and a flow chart on how fix anything.

Official description of the book:

“The Star Wars galaxy is a dangerous place. From ruthless bounty hunters, ferocious beasts, and extreme weather, to hostile landscapes, social minefields, and backstabbing allies-perils and hazards are never far away! How do you flee an exploding Death Star? What’s the best way to source a starship at a spaceport? How would you escape kidnap by Tusken Raiders on Tatooine? Survival means keeping your wits about you. This fun, practical Star Wars book will teach you how to recognize threats and learn what to do to stay alive in a galaxy far, far away.”

You can find Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills by Christian Blauvelt on Amazon selling for $10.49.

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