What’s the ultimate hardcore accessory? A battle jacket? A spiked choker? Nope, it’s the Liquid Death x Depend Pit Diaper, the gear you never knew you needed. Designed for the brave souls who dive headfirst into mosh pits—and refuse to resurface for a bathroom break—this punk-inspired adult diaper is redefining the term “pit stop.”
Crafted from 100% cruelty-free polyurethane pleather, the Pit Diaper features an adjustable fit (waist: 35.5–39.3 inches; hips: 43.4–47.2 inches) and comes decked out with spikes, a chain, and a metal key clip—because even in a diaper, you gotta look dangerous.
Powered by Depend, it locks away recycled Liquid Death Mountain Water, sparkling flavors, and iced tea like a champ, ensuring you stay dry no matter how many encores the band plays. And with a starter pack of 52 Depend Guards for Men included, you’re ready for an entire festival’s worth of hydration and headbanging.
Sadly, the Pit Diaper is already sold out (because of course it is), but if you’re curious about this game-changing, chaos-containing creation, you can still check out the commercial online. For now, keep hydrating responsibly—and remember, the pit waits for no one. Oh, it was sold for 75 bucks, if you really must know.
Images: Liquid Death.
