Love “playing” with poop, but not quite in the fetish way? Well, the market is not lacking merchandise to fulfill your weird desire. There’s the transforming poop mech LEGO MOC, the molding poop tea infuser, poop-themed Play-Doh, and now, there are clay model kits with characters based around, well, poop, too. The Clay Model Kit Cyber Warrior Unko is one of the latest in the clay poop model kit line known as “Unko Sul Days” from Bandai.
Designed for ages 6 and up—or any collector and model kit enthusiast who needs a little humor on the shelves—this kit is unlike other model kits. The center of the kit is a chunk of paper clay that you will form into the classic poop shape using the included transparent mold. From there, it is a matter of plugging the limbs and armor onto the poop warrior, and equipping it with the included neon-red sword and shield.
Not going to lie. I never expected to see such an amusing tongue-in-cheek mashup from the model kit giant. I mean, who would have imagined that one day we would witness Gunpla-style assembly meets toilet humor? Certainly not me! 😂
The Clay Model Kit Cyber Warrior Unko by Bandai was launched on July 12, 2025, and it is available for a modest 900 yen [JP] (about US$5.82). By this time, it should have reached global retailers.
If you are good with your hands, you can let you imagination run wild like this:
And here’s the mold, which itself is display-worthy, IMHO:
Images: Bandai.
