frida Breast Milk Ice Cream

I heard vegans don’t drink milk. That must be tough—no creamy, cold treats like ice cream. Well, most types of ice cream, anyway. And they’re probably going to pass on the upcoming, wait for it… frida Breast Milk Ice Cream. Or maybe not? Because technically, it’s just breast milk flavored.

frida Breast Milk Ice Cream

I don’t know. With April Fools’ Day right around the corner, I’m skeptical this is even real. But if it is, expect it to taste “sweet, nutty, slightly salty, and swirling with creamy fat.” According to frida, their Breast Milk Ice Cream contains nutrients found in actual breast milk and formula, including “Omega-3s, energy-boosting lactose, protein, vitamins, and minerals.”

And then there’s the final detail that raises even more eyebrows—frida says it’ll be available in “nine months.” Ha! Why does this feel like an elaborate April Fools’ joke? I don’t know. I’ll leave that for you to decide. But can I just say that if this is real, then it’d make the macaroni & cheese ice cream totally normal.

frida Breast Milk Ice Cream

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