This could be the secret why Stormtroopers are so bad at aiming. These are the Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner, the original Stormtrooper beer. I am sure the Imperial has barred its pilots from drinking and flying, but they probably didn’t do the same for their space foot soldiers.

Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner

The Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner are boozes that Stormtroopers would have chugged down to celebrate that did not die because of their bad aim. Now, you could savor the same booze so dear to the Stormtroopers (just kidding. Not really!).

But what do they really taste like? Well, according to Firebox, who stock’em exclusively, the Galactic Pale Ale (wait, wouldn’t that make this beverage, ‘GPA’? Ha!) has a hoppy, citrus flavor while the Lightspeed Pilsner is a classic lager with “a twist of grass alongside subtle malt undertones.”

Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner

Seriously, though, do they have a brewery onboard Death Star? There should be. I mean, after all, Death Star was literally a Moon-size spaceship and logically, it should had abundance of real estate for almost anything. Clubs, pubs and breweries included.

Unfortunately, Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner does not appeared to ship outside of the U.K. because, booze. Awwww… that’s really unfortunate. And you thought the evil empire already have the galaxy under its thumb… I guess Earth is out of its jurisdiction – except for the U.K. because, if you are in the U.K., you can, if you want, grab a pack of 8 for £24.99 (about US$30.99) for either variety.

Galactic Pale Ale and Lightspeed Pilsner

Images: Firebox.

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Source: Geekologie.

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