Your neighbors cannot stop being huge showoffs, always strutting their Tibetan Mastiff around the front yard and reminding everyone how it cost a small fortune of USD 10,000. Well, joke’s on them, because you can buy a way more expensive “pooch” that needs no caring—OK, maybe a little—and will never die or wander off and get lost.

That “pooch” is the Louis Vuitton XXL Dog Bag. Yes, it is a leather bag, and no, it is not a bag for your canine friends—though, if showing off your wealth is the goal, it very well could be. Like the show-stopping Lifebuoy bag, the Lobster bag, and the Airplane bag, the XXL Dog Bag is shaped exactly as its name suggests: a dog.
Crafted in a dog’s favorite Sphinx pose, this striking, head-turning bag that shows your love for dogs is made from iconic Monogram canvas, paired with heritage natural cowhide leather trim and handles, and finished off with gold-tone hardware. And oh, it’s huge, because, well, it’s oversized, as suggested by the product name. It measures 13 inches (33 cm) long, 15 inches (38 cm) tall, and 28.3 inches (72 cm) wide.
Not going to lie. It looks kind of cool, with an unexplainable charm that somehow feels whimsical at the same time. On the inside, it is textile-lined and features a large main compartment and a flat pocket.
And the price? Well, bloody expensive, obviously. At USD 18,500 a pop, it would make your showoff neighbors cringe and possibly exclaim, “What? You spent how much on a non-living dog!?” And you can confidently reply, “As a matter of fact, I did,” with a smirk on your face.
But. But. Despite its hefty sticker, the Louis Vuitton XXL Dog Bag appears to be sold out online. Still, for the sake of your “face,” you can always reach out to a Client Advisor to understand the situation.




Images: Louis Vuitton.
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