Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

If Agent Smart was a booze lover, then he probably will be wearing the Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue instead of the standard issue shoe phone. Why? Because this pair of special edition Oliver Sweeney dress kicks actually conceals two bottles of Johnnie Walker Red Label miniature in a ‘secret compartment’ in the crank of each shoe. Well, maybe not so secret but the point is, it has the spirit right under the wearer’s heels, which is pretty cool. The reworked crank features red suede lining, topped with a transparent cover that allows the Johnnie Walker Red Label miniature to be admired. Frankly, nobody’s going to notice it because you will be literally stepping on it all the time, but the transparent cover definitely provides you with the opportunity to display the shoes in a boutique fashion right in your humble abode.

Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

We suspect a proud only of this limited edition Brogue would probably do thing more often: intermittently pretend that this gum stuck on the sole when on the street, and/or always sitting in a 4-figure sitting position. Seriously, how else anyone not have a chance to visit your home will see Mister Johnnie stuck underneath? The delightful alcohol may be rather inconspicuous, but the red stitched “J.W.” initial and custom Johnnie Walker ‘striding man’ tattoo to the rear quarters make sure they are not, at least to the ‘trained’ eyes (read: alcoholic and/or Johnnie Walker connoisseurs). As for the rest of the proper, expect Italian made quality boasting blake stitched construction, calf leather upper, leather sole, leather lining, five eyelets, and finally rounding up with contrasting red leather brogueing, laces, piping, insole and hand-stitched detailing.

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The item is listed as “limited edition”, but the actual number made available is not disclosed. That said, if you want a pair, you’d better act fast and be ready to shell out £295, or about US$460 for it. Just a note though. If you decided to hit some watering hole someday and you drive (but seriously, don’t drink and drive) – don’t wear this pair of Brogue, because you will probably have a hard time explaining to the authority why you reek of alcohol and there are two miniatures in your shoes’ sole. Keep going for a few more product images.

Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

Oliver Sweeney Johnnie Tan Leather Brogue

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