Exotic sports cars turn heads. Do you know what else turns heads? This: Balenciaga Denim Pants Top. It is denim pants but worn as a top. Make no mistake. Balenciaga Denim Pants Top is denim pants and it has all the hallmarks of one.
You know, hallmarks like scoop pockets, a coin pocket, back pockets, bar tacks, rivets, back pockets, back yoke, belt loops, a pair of denim’s requisite brown branded leather patch, and even a functional button fly because, how else would you show off your cleavage?
When laid flat on a flat surface, it looks like a pair of denim jeans has been forcibly turned into a distressed denim skirt by sewing the legs of cut pants together. But it has strange cutouts on either side. Those holes are not part of the torn jeans culture, they are armholes. In other words, for your arms to pass through, you know, like regular sleeveless shirts.
The Balenciaga Denim Pants Top is part of Balenciaga’s Fall ’22 collection. For a full head-turning effect, pair up with the Trash Pouch, the garbage bag-inspired, well, bag. Be warned though. It does not come cheap. But are you even surprised? Of course, not.
The Balenciaga Denim Pants Top is available to order now from Moda Operandi for US$1,590. OK. Now I am surprised. It is actually cheaper than the trash bag.
Do note that stocks are running out and a 50% deposit (US$795) is required. Delivery is happening from August 16-December 15, 2022.