Toilet paper. It is the last thing you expect to be highly in demand in a pandemic. But here we are, people swooping into supermarkets, wiping clean shelves of toilet papers. Yup. Such is the world has become.

Anywho… lets say that you managed to secure some or do have some butt-wiping paper products in stock at home. Now the question is: how long that stock will last you and your family? Well, wonder no more, my friends, because, the coronavirus toilet paper calculator is here to help.

How Much Toilet Paper You Really Need

Developed by software developer Ben Sassoon and artist Sam Harris, “How Much Toilet Paper” is a handy, online calculator that answers that burning question.

The website uses a number of parameters, like how many rolls you have, toilet visits per day per person, with advanced options – if you wish to be more precise, like average number of wipes per trip, sheets per wipe and more, to derive the golden number, so you’d know if you ass is covered during the quarantine period.

Since you won’t be going places in this dark time, why not give the calculator a go? Come on, it will be fun! Enjoy and stay safe everyone.

Images: screen grab from

Source: Laughing Squid.

Published by Mike

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