Having issue with number 2 like forever? Well, we feel the pain. It is not without reasons, though, and the most obvious one, according to medical professionals and dieticians, is due to the lack of fiber in your diet and fiber is what Poop Like A Champion Cereal wants to stuff your gut with. I am not even kidding. This is the actual product name and yes, it is a real product money can buy.
The product is as bold as it is giggle-worthy, but bold is not just in its name. Bold is in its claims too. First and fore most, Poop Like A Champion claimed it is the “ultimate colon cleansing formula with a stupendous amount of soluble and insoluble fiber. It also claimed as the “most complete fiber formula money can buy” and it claims that they have “perfected high fiber nutrition with an unbeatable 100% of your daily fiber needs in 1.5 servings.” The benefits you can expect from ingesting this super high fiber cereal?
Oh, nothing much. Just better digestion and also getting rid of toxins which should help to relieve an excessive bloating and that in turn results in flatter tummy. Like, who needs to do crunches, right? Just kidding. You should probably do that if you want a toned tummy. Like any other cereal, you can spruce up the flavor with a bit of something, like for example, brown sugar, syrup or honey. However, unlike major cereals, it promised it has just 120 calories per serving. Plus, it is 100 percent gluten-free and low in carbohydrate.
Mind you, though, we did not make up those things we have written. They are claims by Poop Like A Champion. A look at the reviews on Amazon, it does appear to work as advertised with one reviewer going to length to propose the product name to be called “take a dump like an elephant.” However, with regards to the taste, the opinions are divided. More than one review described it as “tasted like cardboard.” LoL.
Anyways, if you are in need for some major fiber input, perhaps you could give it a shot? But some words of warning though (aside from the high price of $11.99 for a box of cereal), do not over consume, or you will end up not wanting to leave the bathroom.
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Source: Oddity Central.