This could be the weirdest product we have heard all year. This is the Qiui Cellmate App-controlled Chastity Cage, the world’s first app-controlled male chastity device (read: lock).

Cellmate is exactly one might expect. It allows a trusted partner to remotely lock and unlock the chamber (read: lock) over Bluetooth using an app. I kid you not. It is a thing.

Here’s the official description:

“The world’s first app controlled chastity device. With the CellMate chastity device, it doesn’t matter where you are or what you are doing. You, as the keymaster, have the power to decide if your submissive is allowed to be unlocked from his chastity.”

Love how they use submissive to describe the male subject. Sounds the perfect gadget for femdom enthusiasts to keep tab of the activity and whereabouts of their male partner’s dick. LoL! Sorry, it just too funny.

And yes, it is totally a thing money can buy. But before over enthusiastically dive into it, you have know that there’s some serious security issues that allows hackers to lock out the wearer’s penis.

In case you are wondering, yes, I am totally laughing out now as I was drafting this post and missing keys in progress.

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Images: Qiui.

Source: Techcrunch.

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