You know what a bidet is. Now, meet one that you can bring along on the road. Yes. You freaking heard that right. Portable bidet is a thing. Called Sonny, this baton like device features a built-in water reservoir and an electronic package to get the motor churning and ejecting the water out of the antibacterial interchangeable nozzle head. Each unit offers a choice of two spray settings because, no two assholes are the same, and it has a built-in rechargeable battery good for 3 weeks of use in between charges.
Those are really what you need to know about this portable bidet. Seriously, I am not sure what else you will need to know, except for the fact that you can now ditch toilet paper regardless if you are in a rundown motor inn, or out in the wood. For the latter, please do other campers/hikers/forest goers a favor but covering up your dump. Just can’t stand those who leave their pile out in the open like bear traps.
But really, why should you use water to clean your ass? I don’t know. Perhaps, it is a sustainable way of personal hygiene because, you could be saving 500 billion gallons of water required to produce toilet papers and that’s not the mention the obvious, like how the production of toilet paper contributes to as much as 15 million trees being fell? Or maybe it is just more effective and hygienic way of wiping one’s ass?
I am not going to lie. Sonny sounds like lame and at the same time, a brilliant idea. I can’t decide. However, if you think it is a brilliant idea and wish to own one, you can do so by pre-ordering it on Indiegogo where it is selling for $95-125. Keep going for the product pitch video to learn more.
Images: Sonny.
