Over here, on Earth, humans like to spread out bear or tiger hide as a functional decoration/trophy. If the same applies to the galaxy far, far away, I would imagine they would have Wampa hide instead.
Makes sense? I mean, why not right? Wookies are friendlies, so you can’t murder them. Ewoks are too tiny to be trophy-worthy (plus, they did help in kicking the Imperial’s asses) and Tauntaun are for (smelly) warmth when you can’t find shelter in the harsh snowy wastes of Hoth.
That leaves us with Wampas. But you know how it is with Wampas. The one scene of the Wampa in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back was enough to warn us that these dwellers of ice world Hoth are ferocious and for some reasons, they love to hang their preys upside down.
That was an obvious sign of “do not mess with it.” However, if you really want to pretend that you have somehow bagged a Wampa, Fun.com has just the hide, I mean rug, for you.
With the Star Wars Furry Wampa Rug, you will get a nice, soft rug of the fearsome creature without having to travel light years to Hoth to hunt for one. Made of 56% acrylic, 44% polyester long-pile faux fur, and 100% polyester fabric and fiberfill and features anti-skid underside, the Furry Wampa Rug is a must-have any Star Wars super fan (especially the dude who owns the Wampa Cave Coffee Table).
The biggest bonus here is, no Wampa, which presumably is endangered, was harmed. But trust me, your pals probably won’t be able to tell it is fake. So, go ahead and make up your fake adventure on how you managed to take down this monster. If that sounds like an awesome thing to do, you may pick up the Star Wars Furry Wampa Rug from Fun.com for US$59.99.
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