Like the ChiquiSafe banana case and the made-for-bicycle banana holder, the Tactical Belt-mounted Egg Holster with Latch appears to be nothing more than a ridiculous idea. OK. Maybe it is. Now that I think of it, this print-it-yourself egg holster may have made the aforementioned two made-for-banana accessories appear sane and logical.
Anywho, so yes, Tactical Belt-mounted Egg Holster with Latch is a thing. Not sure why anyone need to holster just one egg. Any sane person should be holstering a dozen! In case that you do (need an egg holster), you can pick up this 3D print file contributed by Thingiverse member Chrisman_The_Great from thingiverse.com and 3D print your very own.
Images: Thingiverse (Chrisman_The_Great).