If stirring coffee feels like a soul-crushing chore or drains what little energy you have in the morning, rejoice—your hero has arrived. Meet The Motor Mixer. No, this isn’t just another coffee stirrer. This little contraption is wind-up and designed to look like an outboard motor.
Yes, an outboard motor. You know? The kind you’d see powering boats across serene lakes or speeding through the waves. Thankfully, this one won’t turn your coffee mug into a runaway speedboat—it’s here to stir, not steer.
Here’s how it works: wind it up, perch it on the edge of your mug, and watch as the tiny propeller whirs to life, blending your coffee and milk with mechanical precision.
Sure, it promises perfect consistency, but let’s be real—that’s not why you’re using it. You’ll be too busy marveling at the absurdity of an outboard motor swirling your morning brew. It might even inspire daydreams of a weekend fishing trip… until you realize you’re late for work.
The novelty might wear off eventually (as it does with most things), but until then, it’s bound to bring a smile to your face—and probably everyone else’s when they see it in action. It’s ideal for coffee lovers who moonlight as boating enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates a good conversation starter. After all, how could this not spark a discussion?
If you are down, you can pick this up from Amazon.com for US$22.13.
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Images: Hoyt Mercantile Co via Amazon.
