Here’s a useful tip on how ladies can get guys off their backs when at the beach. You can either slip into a hairy chest print one-piece swimsuit, or this “Anatomically Correct Swimsuit” from Thenice. Officially described as Thenice Women’s Halloween Long Sleeve One-Piece Sunscreen Diving Swimsuit, this 89 percent polyester and 11 percent spandex swimwear features a realistic print of a human’s internal organs, front and back, that is sure to keep off stares.
OK. Maybe not. It could backfire as men and children alike may be ogling all over you to “study” the organs. Obviously, the men’s intent will differ from the children’s. Come to think of it, maybe the hairy chest print would work better. People wouldn’t even look, let alone ogle. OK. I could be. It would draw stares and possibly make you an overnight sensation.
If you think “exposing” organs may be a little too much for the public to stomach, there is also a muscle and fat version that clearly details the muscle of a typical human body and correctly pinpoint where the fats are (hint: the breasts). Not sure what parents of children at the beach will think, but what the hell, it is fun and so who gives a shit, right?
Moreover, hardly you will find such fun that cost just $16.99. As a bonus, you could, as the official product description suggests, use it as part of your Halloween getup. Unfortunately, though, if you are pregnant, these novelty swimsuits are out. But there’s no stopping you from hitting the pools or the beach because there is an abundance of maternity swimsuits out there.
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Source: the gadgeteer.