Halloween may be off for 2020. But I am sure someone will go ahead to suit up anyways and you can bet your ass that coronavirus costume will be one of them. And if so, it is time for you to fight back with, well, a sexy hand sanitizing costume from fashion retailer Yandy.
And yes, Yandy Hand Sanitizer Costume is a thing money can buy. However, you won’t be walking bottle of hand sanitizer. In fact, you will be dress as a sexy hand sanitizer that does not remotely resemble hand sanitizing beyond the text on the costume. It looks like something straight out of a porn movie.
“Did you disinfect from head to toe cause you’re glowing with that germ-free vibe! Just a pump is all it takes to put bacteria at bay. Wash away the dirt of the day, and soak in that squeaky clean feeling in this exclusive Hand Sanitizer costume featuring a mint green bodysuit with a scoop neckline, a Yandy Hand Sanitizer print with ‘Kills 99.99% of germs’, a pink Yandy logo, and a matching clear vinyl flared dress with Velcro straps attached to the skirt. (Shoes not included.)”
For US$69.95, the Yandy Hand Sanitizer Costume comes with a high-hip leotard printed with a fictitious hand sanitizer brand and a clear apron-style tutu. That’s it. Nothing that resembles a hand sanitizer.
You’d better off cobbling a giant size hand sanitizer with cardboard if realism is what you are after. So, there you have it, the “hand sanitizer costume.” Ladies and gentle, let us welcome you to 2020 again.
Source: New York Post.