Life is just too short to be putting up with stupid people, ridiculous movies about cars flying from a building to another, and boring, plain Jane-looking USB hubs. I can’t tell you how avoid stupid people, but I can sure tell you how to avoid those movies (just don’t watch’em!) and as for the USB hub, well, I think the Cube-Works Self-destruct USB 3.0 Hub will have you covered.
It is rigged with four USB 3.0 ports, Cube-Works Self-destruct USB 3.0 Hub has Hollywood-told-you-what-a-self-destruct-device-will-look-like features, including a pair of toggle switches, a key hole complete with a key – lock and ready to be turned, and a “oh look, this button is dangerous” red button with a clear cover – just so you won’t accidentally trigger it.
A fun novelty USB hub that you will not want to bring when boarding a plane for obvious reasons. But why a self-destruct USB hub? I don’t know. Perhaps, you are tired of being hounded by deadlines, or maybe you are sick of your coworkers, or maybe because, plain USB hub just sucks.
When you are absolutely bored, just go ahead and end it all by toggling the controls in the specific order to initiate the self-destruct sequence. Nah, just kidding! It won’t actually destruct. You probably already knew that. When toggled correctly, this novel USB 3.0 Hub will merely play an explosion effect – complete with light and sound. Ahhh, what a way to end a day, eh? The sequence is even written there in plain sight, so you will never not know and so will your coworkers. Oh, well…
Get it from ThinkGeek for $59.99. C4 and explosive of all manners are not included because, USB hub. In case you are wondering, Cube-Works is the Japanese company who was responsible for the USB humping dog. Yep. Sample the sound effect in the video below.
Images: ThinkGeek.
via The Awesomer.
