KFC Wants Your Living Smelling Like Fried Chicken With This KFC Firelog

If there is one thing that Kentucky Fried Chicken has outdone McDonald’s, it would be unusual wacky merchandises. Joining the likes of KFC “Finger Lickin’ Good” Nail Polish, KFC Scented Candle, and KFC Drumstick Bath Bomb is, wait for it… this: KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. You read that right. In keeping up with the holiday festivity, KFC wants your home to smell a KFC restaurant with this special, limited time, collaborative firelog made by firelog specialist Enviro-Log.

And yes, each log apparently is infused with KFC famous closely guarded secret recipe of herbs and spices – all eleven of it. KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog is made of 100 percent recycled materials so it is “dramatically less wasteful and significantly more effective at making your home smell like fried chicken than burning actual fried chicken.”

Each log weighs in at 5 lbs (2.27 kilograms) and burns 2.5-3 hours. IT IS NOT a novelty food, btw. This thing here is actual firelog and therefore, we implore you DO NOT attempt to eat it, or even try to smell it when it is burning because, the only that is going get fried is your face. You have been warned. Probable side effects include uncontrollable desire to eat (specifically, fried chicken) and unwanted attention from famished bears (if you live need the woods) and desperate for fried chicken, hungry neighbors. Thankfully, it will not attract the attention of zombies. That you can be sure.

The idea of KFC 11 Herbs & Spices-scented firelog sounds tantalizing enough, but for a person who freak out whenever I smell like food after stepping out of a poorly ventilated eatery, I’d say I will give it a pass. Besides, KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog is only deliverable to addresses within United States and Canada. However, if you desire your home, your garage or wherever that has a fireplace to smell like a KFC restaurant (more like KFC kitchen, really), then you are welcome to pick up a piece from this dedicated website HERE.

There’s a limit of one (log) per customer, though, and it will run you back at $18.99 a pop. And in case you are still in daze about what the hell is going on, yes, it is a thing you can buy.

Images: KFC.

Source: Golf Digest.