This is it. Onnit Labs has done it again. It has once again pull a movie tie-in for its fitness equipment and this time round, you will be getting some pretty sleek Star Wars-themed fitness hardware. Now, geeks are lesser known for their inclination to exercise, but with these awesome fitness equipment, even even the geekiest geeks will want to start to lift. Maybe. I can’t be sure. OK, maybe just buy them and place them in your ultimate Star Wars-themed man cave. That will do too. Continue reading The Force Will Not Make You Fit, But These Star Wars Fitness Equipment Will
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Custom Darth Vader Armchair Lets You Chill Like The Sith Lord
The last we heard, being on the dark side was never relaxing, but in the event you do find the time to chill amidst all the chaos and hopeless Stormtrooper shootings, well, then here’s the throne you may want to relax on. Created by Etsy seller DSDStudio, The Dark Side Armchair, as it is called, is designed in the likeness of the Sith Lord’s helmet. However, it does not look like it was Darth Vader’s helmet from the front where you are supposed to rest your butt on, but from the back, you will see the full glory of the iconic black helmet that made heavy breathing so cool. Continue reading Custom Darth Vader Armchair Lets You Chill Like The Sith Lord
Tomica Darth Vader Semi Is The Father Of All Star Cars Because Why Not?
Star Wars has absolutely no relation to automotive, but that didn’t stop companies from trying to associate with one of the century’s greatest sci-fi movie franchise. Automakers have already churned out Star Wars-themed Dodge vehicles, a Fiat 500E, and even an over-the-top C5 Corvette-based Darth Vader Car, and so it is not a surprised to find Star Wars-themed die-cast cars too, which Takara Tomy’s Tomica line has been turning out for quite sometime now. Speaking of Tomica, if you have those adorable Star Wars die-cast cars, dubbed Star Cars, then you would probably want this father of all Star Cars, the Star Wars Star Cars Darth Vader Car Carrier. Continue reading Tomica Darth Vader Semi Is The Father Of All Star Cars Because Why Not?
Darth Vader USB Car Charger: Luke, Your Father Is Now A Charging Device
What happens when the Death Star is blown to bits? Well, anyone that survives will be out of job and the same goes to Darth Vader – if he didn’t die. In fact, not only did he not die, he managed to find himself in more useful situations, such as help make bread crispy toasty, keep your room humidified, dries your hair, and now, the Lord Sith can even charge your smartphone and tablet as you travel in your vehicle – thanks to his incarnation as the Star Wars Darth Vader USB Car Charger. Like the R2-D2 variety, this USB car charger is designed to fit inside your vehicle’s cupholder and hooks up 12V power adapter aka cigarette lighter socket found in your automobile. Continue reading Darth Vader USB Car Charger: Luke, Your Father Is Now A Charging Device
Darth Vader Melted Helmet: The Dark Side Will Make You $3,500 Poorer
Darth Vader has no part to play in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but damn, this Sith Lord simply can’t rest in peace and his spirit still lingers in the seventh Star Wars movie, or at least, he is to Kylo Ren, who holds him in high regard. Darth Vader didn’t appear in the movie though; his pretty much thrashed helmet did (remember, his corpse was put through the burning funeral pyre?) when Kylo supposedly talked to the melted helmet, asking his grandfather to show him the power of the darkness, so he, Kylo, can “finish what he started.” Anywho, if you think that melted helmet is iconic enough, then here’s the good news: Star Wars Collectibles is offering a replica of the Darth Vader melted helmet. And mind you, this is not just any replica. Continue reading Darth Vader Melted Helmet: The Dark Side Will Make You $3,500 Poorer
This Darth Vader Is Fuming Mad, Dispenses Mist To Humidify Your Room
When the Dark Sith is fuming mad, he just used his Force to choke whoever that ticks him off, but not to worry, the ’he’ you see here won’t do the same to you mostly because it is only a helmet and also because ‘he’ is a Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier. And did we mention that ‘he’ probably find the lack of humidity in your room… disturbing and hence, ’his’ only job here is to keep your room from being dry by dispensing gentle soothing mist. It is whisper quiet too, so you won’t be haunted by loud heaving feared by so many. Continue reading This Darth Vader Is Fuming Mad, Dispenses Mist To Humidify Your Room
Forget About Yule Log, Let Five Hours Of Burning Darth Vader Keep You Warm This Cold Season
Forget about real burning yule log this winter season, because this cold season, it is all about Star Wars and what’s more appropriate than to stream Darth Vader burning in a funeral pyre for five hours straight? Sure, it will not keep your flesh and blood body warm, but it will warm your heart and keep your Star Wars fandom burning mighty high, which should be more than ample. Do not deny the Star Wars mania. It has swept the globe with Force that knows no limit, invading our lives in the form of aircraft, refrigerator, mass rapid transit and virtually everything imaginable, and it is coming for you. Resistance is futile. So, watch it and burn five hours of your life away while you wait for the seventh Star Wars flick to hit the big screen. Continue reading Forget About Yule Log, Let Five Hours Of Burning Darth Vader Keep You Warm This Cold Season
Get Your Star Wars Fix in the Shower with These Star Wars Showerheads
The upcoming Star Wars is really a huge deal to Disney. How do you tell besides the obvious? Well, you know it when Star Wars merchandize transcends beyond toys and video games, and start popping up as commercial jet and the latest, as showerheads. Yup. You heard that right. Showerheads. Finally, fans can have their Star Wars fix even while showering and bathe in the galaxy far, far away style with two designs: Darth Vader and R2-D2. Made by showerhead innovator Oxygenics, both showerheads features anti-clog nozzles, 3 powerful (of course!) spray settings with patented Oxygenics technology, and 2 GPM flow rate. Continue reading Get Your Star Wars Fix in the Shower with These Star Wars Showerheads
If Darth Vader Had A Car, This Is What It Will Look Like
Lord Vader probably don’t need a mundane transport like the C5 Corvette, but if he ever had one, it will probably look like this Hot Wheels Darth Vader Car. absolutely no doubt about it. however, Death Star is probably lacking of highway for it anyway. if you have watched the original trilogy over and over again, you would have noticed despite of ginormous size, Death Star seems to have narrow passages only with the biggest open space suited for driving being the spaceport or hangers. just saying… anywho, the ride is actually a one-off thing that mimics one of the many Hot Wheels’ upcoming Star Wars line of vehicles and playsets. Continue reading If Darth Vader Had A Car, This Is What It Will Look Like
Darth Vader Life Size Vintage Monument
when you were a kid, you probably had a few 3 3/4-inch Star Wars action figures. now that you have all grown up, it is only right that your love for Star Wars collectibles grow in size too, which makes this Darth Vader Life Size Vintage Monument a good place to start. though referred to as ‘monument’, this six feet, nine inches tall life-size Lord of the Sith is not completely rigid – it is fully articulated (yes. even at this size) and accessorized with a re-scale vinyl cape and an authentic extending lightsaber. see? what did we tell you about your Star Wars collectibles should grow in size too? 6 ft and 9 inches is what what we meant. in fact, this limited edition hand-painted monumental piece is literally a blown up version of the Lord Vader action figures you might have owned as a kid. an authentic mint-condition 3 3/4-inch item was used as the basis of this full-size example, digitally scanned with all the details as you have remembered. it comes with a certificate of authenticity to proof that yours ain’t just another cast from nobody. the Darth Vader Life Size Vintage Monument is available for pre-order now with a $2,600 asking price. official release date will be sometime in Q1 2015. Continue reading Darth Vader Life Size Vintage Monument