Nails.INC x Velveeta Cheese Scented Nail Polish: It’s Nail Polish That Smells Like Cheese

Not everyone likes KFC and therefore, it is safe to say that not everyone is into having fingernails smelling like KFC fried chicken. What if that person is more into stuff like, say, cheese? Well, as it turns out, there is nail polish for that too. No. I am serious. Cheese-smelling nail polish is a …

Heinz Turns Ketchup Into Exquisite Caviar For Valentine’s Day

Whether you are a vegan, or someone who can’t afford or simply not willing to splurge on caviar, you are going to dig this ‘new kind’ of caviar: Heinz Ketchup Caviar. Heinz Ketchup Caviar is exactly what it says it is. It is caviar, well, kind of, but instead salt-cured roe (i.e. fish eggs) from …

Heinz, I Hate You For Putting Ketchup On Hot Dogs. How Could You???

You know what’s the cruelest thing a person can do to hot dog lovers? Making them eat hot dog with ketchup, AKA tomato sauce. To even harbor the thought of topping hot dog with ketchup amounts to blasphemy, at least it appears to be the case of Chicago hot dog lovers. For the record, I …