Ever dreamed of taking command of a tank but felt deterred by things like size, legality, and the fact that tanks aren’t exactly road-friendly? Poland’s Mini Tanks have the solution: a compact, one-person, driveable tank that lets you live out your armored warfare fantasies—complete with the ability to shoot at your friends in their mini-tanks. It’s like World of Tanks, but IRL and without the awkward respawn delays.

At 2.3 meters long and 1.5 meters tall, these mini-beasts aren’t just adorable; they’re seriously capable. Powered by an 18-horsepower Briggs & Stratton Vanguard engine, these 650 kg terrors-on-tracks glide across any terrain at a brisk 9 km/h—which, let’s be honest, is probably the safest speed for a heavily armored joyride.
From what we see, the steering is done through dual levers like construction equipment. If so, pushing both levers enables forward movement while pulling both sticks back makes it go reverse. Following the same logic, turning would mean putting both sticks in opposite directions. You know, the usuals.
While you won’t be reenacting scenes from Fury, the built-in remote engine shutdown ensures nobody gets carried away. This feature means even your wildest event guests are kept in check, making the tanks perfect for group outings, corporate events, or that one friend who just got way too into WWII documentaries.
The tanks are proudly made in Poland, promising reliability and quality. They’ve been designed to provide unforgettable entertainment for all ages, proving once and for all that you’re never too old to live out your inner tank commander dreams.
Prices vary, and availability depends on your location, so start calling your friends. After all, who wouldn’t want to trade dodgeball for an actual tank battle? Oh, the website did not explicitly mention but we believe each tank is outfitted with a paintball gun. So no, no actual whatever millimeter gun. But hey, it still sounds like fun.





Images: Mini Tanks.