When it comes to ladies’ sex toys, luxury seems like non-existence. I mean, it is sex toy for the love of god and seriously, how luxury can it get, right? Well, I guess I was wrong the whole time. Fornicari has been doling out luxe vibrators for ladies (or men, if they are so inclined) and as it turns out, Fornicari isn’t alone. Australian jeweler Colin Burn (of Burn Jewellery) is in it too. In fact, “in it” is an underwhelming statement. Burn Jewellery embraces it completely.
But just how luxurious can a dildo be? How about 2,000 diamonds, topped with royal-blue sapphires and pink diamonds, sound? Not only that. It has a platinum body too. Aptly called Pearl Royale Vibrator, this luxe dildo definitely has a design that’s fitting for a Queen… who is without a King, or with a King that you know…. This dildo is classy. It does not bear the shape of a man anatomy, though. It looked more like a missile, embellished with lots of precious stones and at the non-penetrating end, is a Royal crown. See what I mean it is fit for a Queen?
It is not just the look and materials that are all luxe; the dildo is powered by two “hand-engineered” motors which are fired up by twisting the platinum key, AKA the crown. Hmmm, why does all these sound so Austin Power to me? As a bonus, the “key” is removable and can be worn as regular diamond necklace. Anywho, if that’s not enough, this 15 years-in-the-making uber luxe dildo comes with a wall-mountable display box in case you want to show it off.
Speaking of showing off, you probably want to (show it off) because, this baby here commands a whopping one million dollars! Holy mother of… that’s a lot of money for a sex toy, ain’t it and surely, it does not belong to the nightstand drawer. Finally, a certificate of authenticity, along with GIA certified diamond certificate, will be issued with this limited edition erotic jewellery – just so you know what you have paid for.
And oh, in case you are wondering if your vi jay jay will be cut by the gems, well, it won’t. They are flush-set and therefore it is perfectly vagina-safe. Though so, I am still skeptical. When there are gems, there are crevices and crevices mean the question of hygiene. Just saying…
Don’t worry if you can’t afford this luxury because, Mr. Burn has other “more affordable” sex toys, including a 33,000 AUD gold egg-shaped vibrator, a white-gold dildo priced at 50,000 AUD and a gold-handled whip with real human hair that costs “just” 25,000 AUD.
Images: Burn Jewellery.
via Luxury Launches.
